Mat Cauthon
Former Last Man Standing™
See that fucking emoji....does my fucking skull in man. Gay as fuckFUCK YOU DAIN PUTTING A SHOCKED EMOJI ON ONE OF MY POSTS YA FUCKIN CUNT...HOPE THERE'S A GAS LEAK IN YOUR FAMILY HOME YA FLAMIN GALAH
See that fucking emoji....does my fucking skull in man. Gay as fuckFUCK YOU DAIN PUTTING A SHOCKED EMOJI ON ONE OF MY POSTS YA FUCKIN CUNT...HOPE THERE'S A GAS LEAK IN YOUR FAMILY HOME YA FLAMIN GALAH
I only have one Scottish grandparent, so I'd imagine my life expectancy is slightly above 40.Hopefully the death is spot on though, mate.
not with those nostrilsI only have one Scottish grandparent, so I'd imagine my life expectancy is slightly above 40.
Probably longer than you mind.not with those nostrils
Im 45 next week so everyday is a bonusProbably longer than you mind.
Don't get ahead of yourself.Im 45 next week
Look at Nostrildamus predicting the future.Don't get ahead of yourself.
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@Lunny make @uraharakisuke an honorable member and forbid him to ever leavePart 7 of ura's comic book features @Mat Cauthon and @Strike as Mat's darkly cynical and possibly violent buddhist outlook on life clashes with the flamboyent england dandy Strike and his reputedly verbose manner of communication such as rarely seen in this day and age let alone on the increasingly unpopular internet forum, even more so when the forum is a shoddily run boxing forum populated by people like @Mandela who don't even watch boxing and yet are life long members of atleast two different boxing forums on the internet or as it used to be called thw www....to elaborate that stands for the world wide web or www. for short. No one knows what https:// stands for though...
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Interesting, I didn’t know that about Greek wines.No we didn't, but we did do a wine tasting at another winery that my mate set up. He's an MW and wrote his dissertation on the wines of Santorini and now imports some of the best Greek wines to the UK.
There are actually some excellent Greek wines, it's just that most of them are mass produced average stuff or flat out awful. But there are some quality producers who are just trying to get a broader market. Santorini is one of the oldest wine regions in the world and used to be world famous.
However, I know very little about it, and I'm only really familiar with the Assyrtiko grape, so it's hard to buy anything from an educated point of view unless I'm with my mate.
We had a brilliant red on our last day in Athens from Tenerife, and I had no idea they even produced wine there. Shows how quickly your knowledge can become outdated and how big the gap is from someone like me and an expert.
I should point out that it's not my mate's place, it's a mate of my mate, and my mate has just started shipping his wines to the UK.Interesting, I didn’t know that about Greek wines.
I was 18 and still drinking to get drunk at that stage rather than for the flavour. All I know is we got 4 tasting trays between 3 of us, and Ali’s brother was driving so we had most of his, then we ordered loads more so probably had close to 2 bottles each by the end. So it’s no wonder the wine didn’t stand out other than the horrific hangover the next day.
I will say the view was spectacular as it’s the highest point in Santorini. Magnificent sunset.
What’s your mates place called? I’ve been considering a return trip to santo.
Santorini is stunning, but the views from Oia got crowded even when we went a couple of weeks ago, and the locals all said it was the quietest they had seen for well over a decade.I'm going to try and book Santorini pretty soon as well, need to get the fuck out of here.
I know someone who got a villa pretty high up the mountain with a hot tub and stuff for a decent price, I reckon that's the play.
Broadbandless monksPart 7 of ura's comic book features @Mat Cauthon and @Strike as Mat's darkly cynical and possibly violent buddhist outlook on life clashes with the flamboyent england dandy Strike and his reputedly verbose manner of communication such as rarely seen in this day and age let alone on the increasingly unpopular internet forum, even more so when the forum is a shoddily run boxing forum populated by people like @Mandela who don't even watch boxing and yet are life long members of atleast two different boxing forums on the internet or as it used to be called thw www....to elaborate that stands for the world wide web or www. for short. No one knows what https:// stands for though...
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You're too sexy for your bike, too sexy for your bike....
So sexy he bought a trike?You're too sexy for your bike, too sexy for your bike....
Basically like a poundshop Olivier Giroud.By popular demand. Was at a wedding and was looking particularly average by my standards so thought it would be fair to share these.
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Basically I'm everything Knox Harrington wishes he was tbh.
By popular demand. Was at a wedding and was looking particularly average by my standards so thought it would be fair to share these.
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Basically I'm everything Knox Harrington wishes he was tbh.