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I may sound ungrateful here but my family bought an ace cottage in harp lake Canada. Beautiful view for almost 1 million. We all share it and I go sparingly because of work so that sucks.

I decide to go with my mom and dad..AND his girlfriend, and his son - who is not his girlfriends mother. So they all get their own nice rooms and I get stuck in the spare room with my 7 year old diva nephew FFS. I've basically been his babysitter the whole time as my bro pawned him off on me. I have half a week to go. I'll never go on a family getaway without a girlfriend again.:drool
 
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England
@DaveT is well versed in family holidays.

I’m on holiday with the in-laws as we speak and they’re great company. It’s the Mrs who pisses me off more than they do tbh.
Yea. When the MIL was with her other half they were actually really good company and I enjoyed seeing them. Since he fucked off she’s become a nightmare. My FIL and his new wife (who incidentally is his first cousin) are just no-go from the start. Avoid at all costs.
 
I've recently been away with my mum dad and sister and family. And we have already been away with her sister and family.

I can safely say I won't be going away with family again.....not for a good few years anyway.
 

CJRK

The horse fella
Not being funny, but why the fuck do people go away with their family? Especially parents.

I love my folks, but, we want different things from a holiday. Its doomed from the start.
I am actually lucky with my dad having me so young we are now in a similar enough position when it comes to things like this.

But I still completely agree with you which is I wouldn't bring the family on holiday with my mates who are single and looking to go mad.
 
Not being funny, but why the fuck do people go away with their family? Especially parents.

I love my folks, but, we want different things from a holiday. Its doomed from the start.
Depends on the parents involved and whether it's your only holiday etc. I went to Budapest with my missus, my mum and my brother for my birthday this year and it was great. But it was 3 days and we had other holidays planned.

Some trips are suited to in laws or parents and others aren't, and then some parents would simply never be people you'd want to go away with.
 
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Depends on the parents involved and whether it's your only holiday etc. I went to Budapest with my missus, my mum and my brother for my birthday this year and it was great. But it was 3 days and we had other holidays planned.

Some trips are suited to in laws or parents and others aren't, and then some parents would simply never be people you'd want to go away with.
Yea this. The wife token offered the MIL to go away to Mexico with us thinking that she’d done her bit by offering whilst never thinking she would say yes.

She said yes. The rest is history.

If the MIL was still with her other half and he came along too then the holiday would have been completely different and a lot better for it.
 

Mat Cauthon

Former Last Man Standing™
I may sound ungrateful here but my family bought an ace cottage in harp lake Canada. Beautiful view for almost 1 million. We all share it and I go sparingly because of work so that sucks.

I decide to go with my mom and dad..AND his girlfriend, and his son - who is not his girlfriends mother. So they all get their own nice rooms and I get stuck in the spare room with my 7 year old diva nephew FFS. I've basically been his babysitter the whole time as my bro pawned him off on me. I have half a week to go. I'll never go on a family getaway without a girlfriend again.:drool
What kind of fucked up situation is this ?
 
I may sound ungrateful here but my family bought an ace cottage in harp lake Canada. Beautiful view for almost 1 million. We all share it and I go sparingly because of work so that sucks.

I decide to go with my mom and dad..AND his girlfriend, and his son - who is not his girlfriends mother. So they all get their own nice rooms and I get stuck in the spare room with my 7 year old diva nephew FFS. I've basically been his babysitter the whole time as my bro pawned him off on me. I have half a week to go. I'll never go on a family getaway without a girlfriend again.:drool
Well I’m sure your break away with Doby will more than make up for it.
 
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You went away with your mum and dad.....and his girlfriend. Presumably your mum and dad aren't together anymore? If so, fuck they doing on holiday together? Your mum craddling your dads balls while he pumps his new bit of stuff? Fucking weird man.

Or perhaps it's your mum and dad and your mum doesn't know about the girlfriend. Your dad has made you pretend that his bit on the side is your girlfriend and he sneaks a shot at her when your old maw is reading a book? Would make a great porno that.

Either way, it's fucking weird man - also why are you rooming with a 7 year old? I've no idea what relation you are trying to say he is of yours.
 
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Mat Cauthon

Former Last Man Standing™
You went away with your mum and dad.....and his girlfriend. Presumably your mum and dad aren't together anymore? If so, fuck they doing on holiday together? Your mum craddling your dads balls while he pumps his new bit of stuff? Fucking weird man.

Or perhaps it's your mum and dad and your mum doesn't know about the girlfriend. Your dad has made you pretend that his bit on the side is your girlfriend and he sneaks a shot at her when your old maw is reading a book? Would make a great porno that.

Either way, it's fucking weird man - also why are you rooming with a 7 year old? I've not idea what relation you are trying to say he is of yours.
It’s either completely retarded or, knowing this pencil necked whalloper, a pack of lies.
 

Mat Cauthon

Former Last Man Standing™
I'm even more confused by the clarification that his dad's son is not his girlfriends mother.

I decide to go with my mom and dad..AND his girlfriend, and his son - who is not his girlfriends mother.

Actually read this aboot 40 times, ffs.
He’s a wee fucking dick is what he is.
 
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